shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I need moral support for this bender
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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