I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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