i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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