I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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