Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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