You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
should my penis look like a turkey
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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