I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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