her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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