she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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