He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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