I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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