I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
