My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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