i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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