So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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