: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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