every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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