Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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