At least make sure they are 18
Why
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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