oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can text with my tongue
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Mom said you looked used
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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