Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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