There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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