I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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