Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize