If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm at about main and main street
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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