i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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