I heard we made out
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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