And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
