apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
last night I used snow as a chaser
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