can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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