So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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