My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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