No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I smell like Dick and happiness
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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