I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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