Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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