My boss' voice literally gives me gas
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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