The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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