i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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