I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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