is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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