i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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