There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this just has baby written all over it
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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