i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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