Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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