Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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