...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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