nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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