Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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