and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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