I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Rumble strips road head = magical
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Randomize
