this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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